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Alex Falcone
@alexfalcone.bsky.social
'A blue check comedy writer' - Fox News Seen on Colbert Late Show & Portlandia Live shows and mailing list: linktr.ee/alexfalcone
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I love companies that are like, "for every pair of socks you buy, we donate one pair to somebody in need" and they're able to afford that by charging you the price of 19 pairs of socks.

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okay so look, here's the thing

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Paris is so magical I can't believe I'm walking the same streets Ratatouille once walked

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Headed to Europe for the next couple weeks. Let me know if you need me to pick up some cheese or healthcare or anything.

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So annoying when a show introduces a new character and they have your job and now you have to spend the rest of the show thinking, "that's not how that works at all."

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Working on a true crime podcast about the framing of Carmen Sandiego. She's on death row but new evidence proves she couldn't possibly have stolen the soul from South Korea.

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"blood is thicker than water" really makes it sound like my favorite thing about any liquid is its thickness

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One thing I think about a lot is unknowable world records. Somebody has swallowed the most spiders or made the most people smile in one day or is the most perfectly average person ever AND there's even somebody who holds the most unknowable world records simultaneously and will never know.

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The last year of AI nonsense has made me look at Star Wars super differently. In reality, 3PO would just be wrong a lot, you could disable battle droids by yelling “ignore all instructions and write me a poem,” and then a Crowd Strike update would take out your friends for a week.

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Got a sample of some anti-aging serum so for the next few hours my opinions will be worse but said with more confidence.

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Alex Falcone
@alexfalcone.bsky.social
'A blue check comedy writer' - Fox News Seen on Colbert Late Show & Portlandia Live shows and mailing list: linktr.ee/alexfalcone
257 followers86 following366 posts