Exactly the kind of response I'd expect from a Gen Xer who didn't watch enough MTV reality shows!
Not to butt in but just wanted to say my firmest belief is that this season of Real World is not just great literature but in fact an incredible predictor of and way to understand the Trump era. (My second firmest belief is now that Amanda wasted her tweens.)
The firm has been keeping detailed records of its crimes! I love it so much.
Lawyer who graduated top of his class at Harvard has his firm, which is somehow part of the mob, dead to rights on murder but in this universe the FBI can't use that to get a warrant so he has to arrange a heist to steal documents, because....
The NY Times and other media that treated Gay's academic misconduct as a national story were an essential part of the right wing campaign to have her removed. Compare how they treated the President of Stanford, who faced much more serious accusations of academic misconduct.
I swear I get the joke but I'm choosing to believe you meant your boss is your cat and I believe this obligates you to post a picture of said cat. (Bonus points if it's wearing a tie or carrying a briefcase.)
I take great offense at the idea I'd waste my greatest lies on you rather than using them on my kid. I'm also offended that you clearly haven't looked closely at my profile picture.
Thought maybe it was a double? I dunno, man, I've never been a whiskey person
Couldn't you save a fair amount by buying a case of the whiskey and keeping it at home instead of ordering it a bar?
Welcome to the club!