Idk what this is in reference to but it’s probably accurate

we watched the first half via facetime yesterday and i’m pretty sure i’m single now

grove people: i don’t have a tailgate in oxford anymore on account of the whole moving to virginia thing and will be a woman without a home this weekend for the first time since the mid-aughts if anyone would be willing to let my son and me stop by your tent, i’ll bring food and a full bar

i turn 37 this week and i’ve already received the greatest gift imaginable

OK SHUT UP EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP

evening, folks who’s ready to get hurt again

🫡

me: do you want to watch the game with me 9yo: are you gonna be cool me: 9yo: me: 9yo:

love our fleet-footed dirtbag qb

happy saturday y’all, who’s ready to vomit from anxiety over a game played by teenagers