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Rusty Halberd
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Don Draper carrying a 32oz Yeti of Canadian Club around the office all day, sipping through the straw, ice loudly rattling around during meetings

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Neytiri could impale six Cybertruck pilots in one minute

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update from family back home in Maine

Text message: LL Bean, which never closes, is closed.
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I knew about the laying eggs, and the duck bill, and the venomous spur. But i just saw a video of a platypus carrying materials to its nest with its PREHENSILE beaver tail and reacted like Joaquin Phoenix in Signs

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Shaun King negotiating a ceasefire behind the scenes

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Their phone's marimba ringtone was playing in its entirety during the scene with the ranch land burning

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after seeing Killers of the Flower Moon I have to say that if someone in the theater continues loudly talking after multiple shushings the other audience members should be legally empowered to chloroform them

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Al Swearengen: Christ. The Mania impends. Dan: What is it Al? The coach on the ridge? Them four mop tops? Al: It’s the Beatles, Dan. Quartet of cunts, borne by wind and wagon from darkest Liverpool to blow their jugs here, in our fucking camp. Johnny: Ringo’s my favorite.

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ME: Master Chief driving his Subaru Outback down an empty US route 1 on a late summer night. Arbiter (7’10”) curled up asleep in the back like a golden retriever. Stevie Nicks on the radio singing Landslide MIDJOURNEY: I can’t generate an image of that because Im crying too hard

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Ving Rhames: Ethan. You need to put the garbage on the curb tonight, so the garbage men can pick it up tomorrow

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Rusty Halberd
@alexqarbuckle.bsky.social
722 followers179 following17 posts