and the clever ones r insufferable so I just can’t win

3!

Personally I would be honoured if I received such an artistic nude but!!!! Men I guess

Last night I sent a spicy pic to a man but used his face to censor my n*pples which I personally believe was a display of artistry, comedy, and thoughtfulness and all I got in response was “😂”

Where is he when I need him

This is Ino behaviour

Im tryna entice a man in Australia so he’ll evict spiders from my apartment and check my oil

The Australian accent helps too oops

He doesn’t know about Al (me) but I’m ngl this behaviour is so much more tolerable when the man is cute and over 6’

Why do I have a man in my dms asking for selfies and pictures of my travel outfits 😭😭😭