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aimb
@alieninmybeverage.bsky.social
he/him 🏳️🌈
Vice Harbinger of the Cynical Apocalypse
Cabal Now Hiring!
Minimum qualifications: Prior experience working as a Horseperson in a previous apocalypse
Preferred experience with "mergers," "acquisitions," "pyramids" and "scare quotes."
20 followers109 following128 posts
A delinquent tenant has arrived and is doing it wrong. Not even one word ending in sky. Scoffsky with me.
These deaths are absolutely tragic. But nothing says "unrelated incidents" like an 8 year collage of 2.
May the 4th be with you.
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Pulling the cool games industry move of getting laid off while traveling overseas 👍👍 Anyway, if you know someone who might want to work with a guy like me... let me know?
"Times had; Jimmies rustled"
Some people donate their bodies to science. Elon out here donating his headstone to "Case in point."
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Oh my God, I just want to exchange stories for money and then exchange money for food and not die for a while.
Phew I'm saved! Other than the fact that I'll have been dead for at least a Decade.
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aimb
@alieninmybeverage.bsky.social
he/him 🏳️🌈
Vice Harbinger of the Cynical Apocalypse
Cabal Now Hiring!
Minimum qualifications: Prior experience working as a Horseperson in a previous apocalypse
Preferred experience with "mergers," "acquisitions," "pyramids" and "scare quotes."
20 followers109 following128 posts