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aimb
@alieninmybeverage.bsky.social
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Vice Harbinger of the Cynical Apocalypse
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Minimum qualifications: Prior experience working as a Horseperson in a previous apocalypse
Preferred experience with "mergers," "acquisitions," "pyramids" and "scare quotes."
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The cynic in me wants to tell you not to spend it all in one place, but the naive in me is drowning him out with applause.
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aimb
@alieninmybeverage.bsky.social
he/him 🏳️🌈
Vice Harbinger of the Cynical Apocalypse
Cabal Now Hiring!
Minimum qualifications: Prior experience working as a Horseperson in a previous apocalypse
Preferred experience with "mergers," "acquisitions," "pyramids" and "scare quotes."
20 followers109 following128 posts