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Alison Cook
@alisoncook.bsky.social
Omnivore, part-time misanthrope, rabid Houstonian. Restaurant critic for the Houston Chronicle.
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Such good news for the new year.

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Happy #InverteFest! Every year for Xmas my dad sends me cicada molts and adults he found the previous summer. This year I decided to make him lighted ornaments with them! 🪲

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HARRIS COUNTY STATEHOOD NOW!

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Yeah, dotage my ass 😹

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Eeeeeeeee☠️

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ICYMI: these are all available now. Link in bio.

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It's a very good mail day! The Jeremy stickers will be added to our shopping site soon!

Three different decals. One is a goat that says disobey in the shepherd fairy style, one is Jeremy and a black and white illustration that says Fucking Jeremy, and one is a an image of Jeremy having knocked the gate down and it says I do what I want.
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Is it too late for the Mayo Yule Log?

Miracle Whip Mayo ad for a log made of Mayo with nut exterior and Dole pineapple ring center flecked with whatever those green and red fake cherries are. Yummm
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I was wondering where you’d got to. Glad to see you in my feed today!!

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From my sister in Vermont:

Extremely thick woolen slipper socks knitted in blue and green yarns, with a sticky note reading, “They’re for when the Texas power grid fails again.”
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Auditioning for veep

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Alison Cook
@alisoncook.bsky.social
Omnivore, part-time misanthrope, rabid Houstonian. Restaurant critic for the Houston Chronicle.
657 followers862 following617 posts
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