Actually learning how to make my AirPods go into noise cancellation mode has made me a better person to be around

Q: The lies that Trump is spreading about FEMA are damaging. Will Trump stop doing this? Trump press secretary: *keeps lying* Q: Let’s keep to the facts. What Trump is saying isn’t true Trump press secretary: I don’t think the American people care about the specifics

true but also very little oxygen there

Why isn’t Elon musk on mars where he belongs

Like sry for trauma dumping when I am just trying to cancel plans but there’s not really a handbook here so

Invisible disability is wild because you’ll just be living your life and everyone thinks you’re fine so you almost believe it too, until you’re humbled by it & reminded you’re not, and then you gotta drop the “hey so I can’t do this today— actually I’m v lucky to be able to walk at all lolz”

laugh all you like but the guys in the titan submersible don't have to answer emails anymore

I need receipts

did they deserve it

Only because we’ve abused it tbh