They call him the postman because he always delivers

They also call him the postman because his prices go up by 30% every six months.

He's not wrong, I accidentally ate a whole packet of wine gums yesterday - on a trip back from Wolverhampton

Yes

Going on his radio show in a fee weeks and genuinely excited to interact with a giant of our times.

The other day, I was reading about him enjoying a pint of Guinness. I had stopped reading him a few years ago when he was banging on about beer being the Devil's Piss and the road to all perdition. Is he back on the sauce? I'm a bit confused.

The master returns. Not quite as seismic as ‘how do I stop my glasses slipping on my nose’, but up there.

Looking forward to a column on nepotism

He should go by train. Then he could read instead of eat.

He’s just the editor’s boyfriend chatting about his boring life and getting paid for it Waste of space who is part of the decline of the #Guardian