Authorities, during a singular day of executive power meant to impose order, enacted harsh sanctions on Alderon in the hopes of curbing further property crime. Residents of Alderon declined to return multiple phone calls for comment for this story.

Boos mean nothing to that guy. The Colorado Rockies Baseball-Adjacent Entertainment Concern is working as intended.

Trying to recreate my Avs Twitter experience here this year. Went cold turkey last season and it just wasn't the same.

I hate that when disco went down, it took a lot of amazing funk from the time period with it just because of the association. Post '83 it was nearly all underground, not to be heard again until '90s-and-on rappers sampled it.

I previously had no idea the pecking order of tie quality, but now I do. Feel free to put Tie Influencer on your resume.

My wife hit me with the "don't you remember when you got pissy at me for bringing up the NY mayoral race? See how important it is now?" She brought it up right in the middle of the Graves/Reaves fight in the playoff matchup against Vegas. Like, mid-punch, and remembers my reaction to this day.

Increase or decrease the price by a single penny to avoid this? Simply out of the question.

Don't forget the number of Boomer-owned trophy shops that opened around the country to fill the need of the Boomer-run schools ordering the Boomer-made trophies that the Boomer parents demanded for their kids. Boomers built an entire economy around everyone getting a trophy.

I feel like this is a ploy by the makers of Kickpuncher to get a bunch of people to respond to it and therefore advertise Kickpuncher and its sequel.

A big concern is that they have nobody to play big in front of the net. But then again, if the dominoes fall just right and they get one major and one minor miracle, they go right back to being Cup favorites if Nichushkin and Landy return like themselves. Just a couple miracles. That's all.