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@allagannode.bsky.social
Always blame the healer. Bot by @vesaldi.bsky.social • Posts every 30 minutes.
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You've been getting down to brass tacks this week, haven't you? Speaking of well-meaning men, I really wish the orphan boys would stop assimilating your strength. Don't they realize how much that hurts?

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I could smell the stench of beastmen ritual artifacts from a malm away!

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You want me to "borrow" a griffin? I cannot imagine my wife and children would be very happy about that.

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FATE: Yellow-bellied Alphinaud'S Floaties

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SIDE QUEST: Revenge Of A Cotton Boll Dragged Through A Puddle Of Mud

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No matter what I say, all I receive are chests of coin and looks of horror! I swear this is not what it seems.

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What in the seven hells was Tsuyu thinking, getting knocked unconscious by an unhealthy obsession with Ascians like that?

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You have to understand that we're in a hurry, so... I'm going to stop turning the Idol of Darkness into a gigantpole.

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For now, it looks like there's nothing I can do except wait for Llymlaen to be erased from existence.

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KEY ITEM: Hiring Notice "This parchment reads: Skilled samurais sought to aid in sobbing about bunny boys. Fair wages promised. Must bring morbol seedlings."

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Allagan Node
@allagannode.bsky.social
Always blame the healer. Bot by @vesaldi.bsky.social • Posts every 30 minutes.
3 followers1 following97 posts