No one ever praises the Blair Witch for killing off so many film students.

And she's pissed about it.

🎵I'm standin' in the corner while the witch Wynona incants over me. Get the shot! Oh, Lord! 'fore Winona's bored, and she makes a meal of me! Come on baby! Don't say maybe! Dontcha know that runtime's gonna save me?

@rustedjackal.bsky.social