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Alphonse
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Le Figaro...

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are out and about as Blue pulls out his phone. Green looks at the phone, puzzled.
Blue: Wait, give me a second to check on the fruit dehydrator stream.

Blue turns to look at Green as Green's confusion deepens.
Green: What kind of a person live streams their food dehydrator?
Blue: We do.

Green settles right next to Blue as Blue shows him something on his phone.
Blue: I set up a webcam feed on it to keep an eye on our fruit drying while we're out.
Green: Ooh, clever.

Both of the foxes pause, looking at the phone.
Green: "Two viewers." Why is somebody watching our fruit dry?
Blue: I have no idea.
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Aalphonseb.bsky.social

Peut-être que les salves de tir de sommation ne sont pas considérés comme graves...

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Ggilbertine.bsky.social

S'il y a des amateurs, je vous recommande ce fil : slovenie-secrete.fr/2013/08/31/t...

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Aalphonseb.bsky.social

C'est quoi déjà ton appli de rencontre ?

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Aalphonseb.bsky.social

Biscuit ?

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Llouisonconcon.bsky.social

Au fait je cherche un chat. J'ai réussi à avoir monsieur à l'usure, du coup il m'a donné un cahier des charges, ça doit être un bébé, une femelle avec plein de poils pas de couleur précise. On se fiche du mélange par contre. Si vous entendez parler dans le Morbihan...

a small kitten is laying on a towel looking at the camera
a small kitten is laying on a towel looking at the camera

ALT: a small kitten is laying on a towel looking at the camera

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Aalphonseb.bsky.social

On croise les papattes pour que cela ne soit pas au programme.

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Aalphonseb.bsky.social

Oh... On lui souhaite de guérir rapidement.

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Alphonse
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