Tomorrow, you will finally be able to Press Any Key.

Do piano keys count?

EYES EMOJI INTENSIFIES [[[👀]]]

Alz.... What are you doing? 👀💦

I'm gonna press 3

oh i am so excited to press any key........

Remember, everyone, waggle the control stick to fight against the stomach muscles of the boss on level 2, easy mistake, and if you lose, they’re stronger on the runback

incredibly excited !!!!

There's a secret button that causes a blue gryphon to swoop down and snap up the player, giving you a game over on the title screen. I programmed it in while you weren't looking :3