Why do I always find out about con room openings AFTER they happen? Ugh.

More of my emails should start out “Hello pervert.”

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO #Survivor

BULLSHIT METAPHORS ARE BACK IN A BIG WAY #Survivor

Genevieve is a threat now? Genevieve???? #Survivor

PLEASE target Rome, Aysha!!!! #Survivor

ELSBETH

BOOOOOOOOOOOO TURN AROUND, JOURNEY BOAT #Survivor

Sue's mascara is holding on for dear life at day 6. #Survivor

The Dutch Angle of Rome maliciously eating fish??? Cinema. #Survivor