*rocking in a rockingchair* You kids have it too good. Back in my day, there were these people you would pay to remind you to look at c.c. Hypno porn. We called them Hypnodommes and they made fat stacks.

Okay that bit I can respect, I wish I had that few scruples and could just exploit people who beg to be exploited all day.

It was good work for some housebound disabled friends of mine.