How many minutes until this hair makes a come back.

Wasn’t that hairstyle outlawed by the Paris Climate Accords because of the damage all that hairspray caused to the ozone layer?

I am not ready.

Baby, it’s on us to make it happen

I'm going to dig out my curling iron and give it a shot.

I want to call this The Versailles species of mullet. Imagine it with a few ringlets at the bottom and maybe a tiny gilded birdcage on top.

I don't know if the ozone layer can take another round of this.