Listening to a fiction podcast where conference goers who are deemed to be wasting people’s time with their comments/questions are automatically zapped by their badges—beginning with the moderator whose intro is too long.

Would you believe it took me 35 years to figure out Harrison Bergeron was satire?

“I guess this is more a comment than a qu”BZZZZZZZT

Sounds like the airline my brother designs more details of every time he flies. If you hold up the boarding process or try to pretend your giant bag is a carryon or take more than your share of overhead bins, the staff of JoeAir simply pulls the lever that opens the trapdoor into the crocodile pit