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Amby Bamby
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give me a corn dog and a plane ticket to anywhere. my girls are my world. gig โ€˜em forever. texan, but not that kind. lawyer, but not that kind.
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My 6 year old BOOED AND THUMBSED DOWN a policeman to his face at the homecoming parade and I was like lmao lmao is ACAB hereditary or I nearly busted out laughing ๐Ÿคญ BUT, turns out, she did it because it was Fort Worth police. Annnnnd FWPDโ€™s logo is a longhorn ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œWe hate the orange horns, mom!โ€

Fort Worth police car with a longhorn on the side
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RT? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Dak strikes again

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Dak strikes again

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I try to be so strong for my girls and I just sit and wonder if all Iโ€™m doing is making things worse for them in the end.

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Are SIX of the top 11 really gonna go down the same weekend?!?! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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My 4 year old is spending the night at my momโ€™s and before bed she said to my mom in a ~British accent, โ€œYouโ€™re my butler. Get me some water.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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I LOVE when a bunch of great games finish and thereโ€™s still a west coast potentially great game on. The football gods are DELIVERING this weekend.

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That was soโ€ฆ.Tennessee ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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BLOOD WEEK FOR REAL FOR REAL ๐Ÿฉธ

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Amby Bamby
@amby.bsky.social
give me a corn dog and a plane ticket to anywhere. my girls are my world. gig โ€˜em forever. texan, but not that kind. lawyer, but not that kind.
262 followers140 following2.3k posts