"I must say, I’m taking a real shine to Kyle and how utterly incapable he is of fostering any sort of human connection that would pull him away from his work duties."

Boss Impressed By What A Friendless Loser Hardworking Employee Must Be

DENVER—Saying the company needed more workers without any hobbies, interests, or social life, local boss Ross Baresh confirmed Monday that he was impressed by what a friendless loser his hardworking...

same i need to get a code for my single twitter mutual i speak with and then i’ll be here moreeee

@freakie.bsky.social I SKIPPED THE MIDDLE MAN ITS BUG HI :3

while you were studying the blade i was studying the blade. we went to blade school together

I shared this tweet on Instagram cause I thought it was very funny, but it really is striking how Not American Studio Ghibli is. In so so many ways.

Given the very specific circumstances, I'd either check to see if I'm on drugs or if the baby is on drugs and if the latter find out where I could get some because clearly those are some gooooood drugs.

Is lying to this cursed baby on the table? I also have confidence I could over power this baby and pull his chute myself. Maybe some ‘got your nose’ diversion.

Minovember2023 Day 4! 🐮 (he works for the spooder 😆)

"My colleagues and I have pored over the precedent texts and ultimately determined that having an empty womb does not number among the rights detailed in the U.S. Constitution."

Supreme Court Rules Anyone Who Had Abortion Under Roe Must Be Re-Impregnated

WASHINGTON—In a controversial 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that any American who underwent a legal abortion under Roe v. Wade must now be re-impregnated. “Any U.S. citizen who term...

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse