"My colleagues and I have pored over the precedent texts and ultimately determined that having an empty womb does not number among the rights detailed in the U.S. Constitution."

Supreme Court Rules Anyone Who Had Abortion Under Roe Must Be Re-Impregnated

WASHINGTON—In a controversial 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that any American who underwent a legal abortion under Roe v. Wade must now be re-impregnated. “Any U.S. citizen who term...

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Under his eye.

The Supreme Court is also ordering the babies to own AR-15s just as our Founding Fathers intended.

I admire your tenacity in finding new satire in a world where satire becomes reality.

DON'T FUCKING GIVE THEM IDEAS