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alexis simpsons treehouse of horror episodes up to VII
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her
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oh my god yes

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woooOW right in the femoral nerve, ok #blessed

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like i have made some bad choices in my life for sure but come ON olivia

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These curls!!!! 🔥

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MGfleser.bsky.social

Single-handedly building a case for kinkshaming

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girl, examine your life choices dot com

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"I guarantee you'll be happy and successful if you do THESE ThREE THINGS" hmm Josh, is number one manufacturing clickbait rise and grind bullshit for clout???

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I enjoy seeing someone go “holy shit, this has got to be some kind of record” and trying to figure out if they’re talking about Ohtani or some college football team or a GOP congressman saying slurs.

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this is the moment grimace became president

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do i need to start watching baseball

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alexis simpsons treehouse of horror episodes up to VII
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her
617 followers262 following1.6k posts