“Kim Jong-Un liked me” is a thing not most people would brag about.

"Harold Shipmen said I had a good taste in shoes....."

Do not understand why there aren’t ads in the South Florida market telling Cuban-Americans that this man idolizes dictators and wants to end elections. Pound that drum for 90 days and Florida is winnable.

"He laughed at all my jokes!"

What? That’s nuts. Crap, now you’re making me want to watch this thing

"Almost as much as Hannibal Lector did. There's a certain kind of guy who likes me."

He is the only person outside of North Korea bragging about this.

Not weird at all. Kim Jong-Un too.

"Beautiful sofa" 👀

Kim Jong Un-liked me and I'm damn proud of it.

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