Ooh, better let the first born know their eyes are definitely not green but some other color.

I have several cups of yours. I love them. We call the “tentacups” and the 16yr old drinks tea every morning from one of them. Each one is stunning!

I think when Moo Deng grows up she should be allowed to eat Mark Zuckerberg, that would be so beautiful

So cute!

We were so fucked. I refuse to own a bathroom scale now, because I would be too obsessed with those numbers again. The damage was real, and I can say that I am so relieved that my children don’t have the same pressure.

An excellent floof!

We specialize in Regal Violence

Please accept an emergency fluff. Know you are loved.

“Nothing like the smell of poop in the morning”

Where I work, we often assemble things like mowers, grills, other things like that. A person learns quickly how to build with someone else or it doesn’t get done. While my comment was something of a jest, it would also be a real test of how people communicate. Or don’t. Vital skills!