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Andrea Lambert
@andreaklambert.bsky.social
Writer. Artist. Queer. Schizoaffective. Media maker. Nevada recluse. Sober. Gen X. Cat person. Andreaklambert.com
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I signed the contract, so Angelina at the Serrano is coming soon from Rochak Publishing. $17 paperback on Amazon.

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Hey fellas, if you're chatting up a lady on Valentines Day ends with her having to block you after rejecting you, you are doing it wrong.

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Every Valentines Day I watch Evita. It's the perfect cynical love and life are temporary grief more permanent and power more durable. And Madonna is amazing.

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It is true that men need women way more than women need men. I just dodged a bullet in my second lonely hearts let's hit up single women pre Valentine's Day chat.

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But the heats on now, so who cares.

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It only got weird after the handyman left then got on his cell phone on my porch to bitch about how gross the batteries I found were. I'm like dude, I just paid you $99 for something I could have done myself, be remotely professional and get off my lawn.

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Hee hee hee.

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I mean, ladies, if a handyman confronted you with needing AA batteries, where would you look?

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And no one needs to know where the batteries that went in the thermostat came from, I was as nonchalant as one can be given that situation. A surprise, I thought it needed some special battery like a car does.

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Andrea Lambert
@andreaklambert.bsky.social
Writer. Artist. Queer. Schizoaffective. Media maker. Nevada recluse. Sober. Gen X. Cat person. Andreaklambert.com
19 followers57 following35 posts