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Andrew Feinberg
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White House correspondent for @theindependent.bsky.social and human slave to a corgi named Ginger. Tell me secrets: andrew.feinberg(at) independent.co.uk or protonmail.com
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You should’ve asked anyway and given them to her in an appropriately ornate display box (heirloom quality, of course)
She was like, "What would you do with them, anyway?" and at that point, I realized I hadn't thought it through. "Maybe blow them up with fireworks? Mail them to my enemies? Smash them with a hammer?" Alas, they just became medical waste, which is far less fun.
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Andrew Feinberg
@andrewfeinberg.com
White House correspondent for @theindependent.bsky.social and human slave to a corgi named Ginger. Tell me secrets: andrew.feinberg(at) independent.co.uk or protonmail.com
4.9k followers300 following85 posts