I've drawn a Halloween goblin.

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I have drawn... a jack-o'-lantern. He's not very happy because he spent too much on candy corn and massages and his rent's due in a couple weeks. 🎃

I don't draw as much these days. I prefer pencil and paper, but if I draw like that for too long my hands begin to hurt. Digital is better on my hands but it doesn't bring me the same tactile pleasure. Anyway, here's a picture of my good friend Winslow hunting for ghosts. 👻

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"The Less Said, the More Mysterious It Becomes," by Andy Graber

Some say Spooky Season doesn't start until October, but no one will mind if we start it a little earlier this year.