I reposted something on Instagram from Don't Rank Rene and a hillsboro resident replied "boo" I just responded "which one of us gets to vote in this election again?"

I am reminded of the time I was walking downtown and a bunch of drunk guys in their twenties were being super obnoxious when this woman in a cardigan and sundress bellowed "GO BACK TO BEAVERTON" at them. That is kind of how I feel about all suburbanites.

They’re just angry that they can no longer trot Portland out in front of their swing state relatives like a dressage horse for their amusement. The disneyfacation of our city is over.