Onion Talks were the best www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOGJ...

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I'm at the airport bar. Two seats down from me, a Lincoln impersonator is watching news of the attempted Trump assassination from yesterday and shaking his head. You can't make this up.

[gradually succumbing to aphasia] i would like to reach out my hand ohm bey sey, ohm bey tell you to ruh [terrified of being trapped in the mind's own prison] mobeddessay mobeddeya

once i get video on here i will become mr beast

The ads for this zachary quinto show go too hard, this dude's about to prescribe 30 ccs ... of hope

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the bizarro version of olden polynice is youngen monomean