We are SO back to the #nsfw mines (this was a harsh couple months yall) Not a huge MTG fan but I caught wind of the whole "Massacre Girl x Aurelia kink is canon" "No it is not" thing and felt like making this. It is all about the role reversal, people. (Also I know Aurelia is not this big buuut...)

Massacre Girl is a beautiful name for feral goth dom

Aurelia *should* be that big. That she is not is a failing on wotc's part.