Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

This is amusing to me because the police are by far the most right wing thing about Seattle. Also tons of Seattle-ites would love defunding the police.

BORAT: say something bad now, on tv, as a trick DVS: no i wont BORAT: u know really i am a whole other guy? DVS: yes i sensed this immediately

Every plot summary I read for an upcoming film makes me feel like there’s a gas leak in my house

People Watching: Down at the shops - Maunganui Rd, Mount Maunganui on a sunny Wednesday afternoon

Nooooo

I wrote a new blues song, 'Cat Puke on My Couch Spot'.

I Have A Plan For That™️

All his takes were goated. King of content.

I think it's accurate!