im an adult. i don't have "crushes". i just have people for whom i would kneel on command, if asked,

People keep telling me this regarding my dog and I really don’t think she should be trusted with that power but I don’t know how to tell people

is it me, jesus /ref

i feel attacked, just let me be crushed by giant women!

Adorable! Now... Please, kneel 😈

“if you would kneel on command for me if i asked, you legally have to tell me”

Bow peasant.

Totally fair

Damnit. XD

and i would ask, then lift your chin to look directly into my eyes, perhaps with a long nail or a sharp knife 💝

Same.