I don't want a snatched waist, I want a waist with a 401k, fed and ready for retirement

A toxic trait of mine is assuming if you've only ever worked in offices you're incompetent and lazy. To be fair, you've never had to try in your life, so maybe you are capable.

Watching two straight cis bros at a bar that is mostly filled with queer people is so interesting...they are so gay, but so so straight. Sexuality truly is a spectrum!

Curious how long it'll take my new coworkers this time to realize I'm much older than 25

I'm allowed to wear a crop top at my new job and that out of anything else tells me this new start is where I'm meant to be

As a genderfluid person who can't take hormones because of bipolar, I'm disappointed in the single chin hair I've developed- where the fuck is the rest

Charli XCX is a fucking icon and made a perfect, no skip album yet again

The way Chappell Roan's real name is Kayleigh 💀

This is a cultural institution of my city, right in the heart of downtown. This loss is overwhelming and indescribable. I'm going through so many phases of emotion, but mostly angry I can't get my transcripts because apparently they got rid of some paper records and didn't record them digitally 🙃

My alma mater just lost its accreditation because it said fuck all y'all we aren't gonna prove we should keep it, and shut down with zero notice to future and current students and staff. They literally sent out emails demanding tuition and then a local paper broke the story two hours later. WTF