I will NEVER touch grass and I resent the suggestion, why do you think I moved to a city the first chance I got

It’s like you and @rleggos.bsky.social are having an argument and didn’t even realize it

Touching public transit

I touched grass one time and I got Lyme disease and it broke my brain, take this as a lesson for everyone

I can’t remember the last time I actually saw real grass.

it is easier to buy grass here though

I saw a picture of grass yesterday

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