Between the mommy influencers and the pronatalists we’re raising a generation of kids who will write absolutely scorching memoirs in 20 years

Ah, good to know nothing will ever change.

people seem to think they can control their children forever

"I'm glad my mom is dead too" Is a title just waiting to be used.

I’m optimistically predicting the majority will somehow learn to read

I’m still reeling from discovering the sad beige moms, and what kind of psychological effect that will have on a developing brain 😵‍💫