That article is *about* me. I am a dumbass and I'll eat any apple you put in front of me

Hell yeah

Apple: "Knobbed Russet." Origin is 1820s England. I was intimidated but it was not unpleasant to eat. Pretty regular texture and flavor, less interesting towards the core. Photographs less ugly than it actually is

Looking good, Roddy!

I really like this arrangement. Love when a dog jams themself in a corner

Classic herringbone twill cloud

Huge if true...

The zoo's elephant family enjoyed squishing and eating some giant pumpkins, courtesy of farmers Larry Nelson and Amanda Gilmour. A gourd time was had by all!

I want that voucher...