If you're boasting 'just like mom made' to a GenX, then you better take that crap back to the kitchen. It's either a dried up oven meal or a 'eat it or go hungry' followed by 'stay at the table until it's gone' with a smacking for ingratitude if you vomit. Seriously, it's not a flex.

Sprinkle in some 'make it yourself because no one else is home' and a little 'there are starving children in Africa' for good measure.