my ads have me feeling very “in front of my salad?” right now

The discourse never really discusses how large her salad is, and that is tragic.

<eyebrows now at maximum raised position>

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Online ads have been becoming increasingly insane - I’m not sure if it’s a measure of a broken algorithm, my broken brain, or a bit of both; either way, I did not really need to see the same Times story advert in my feed multiple times; nor do I need that sink caddy thanks, Insta.