i’m sorry what were you saying about me i couldn’t hear you over my giant hooves

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Nice to see that you're living deliciously!

There’s a very narrow market for people who want giant hooved legs but an exposed arse, and they it’s good to se they’re being served.

I should call her

😄

Oh that was you in THE RED TREE (2010)! Hope you found your way back to pasture.

I keep looking at this, knowing what just plain hooves cost and wanting to rob a bank so I can also have krampus legs

This would fix me

I would stop in traffic, get out of my car, and follow this.

Where did you get these from?

damn