I've never come across this but if I did it would just mean a 50p tip instead of the usual £2.

That wouldn't be enough to close down a business on its own.

The prophesy

Tell me X without saying X.

It's possible to make a pleasant dish out of liver and onions but what my mum made wasn't that, god rest her.

One BILLION ants

I don't think these people live in Liverpool CJ but thanks anyway.

Buy a house outright with the money you could save in two years? Please try to be serious.

House prices in London are ridiculous. It's so funny you would choose to defend them.

If you think half your take home pay is no problem then I'm happy for you. I would have been sweating if I'd had to go through that.