if you have a beagle and you’re not dressing it up as “beaglejuice” for halloween, you may need to reevaluate your priorities

Please tell mommy I need a new car

Ain't that the truth

..arguing with the kids about their back-to-school accessory choices..😒

Weekends need to be 3 days long. One day to get cleaning and admin stuff done, one day for social shit, and one day for doing absolutely nothing

I love these two Mel Brooks guardian angels 🤍

My campsite last night

The way I see it.

It's time for Sammie's daily ear check-in

Imane Khelif sold scrap metal to pay for her boxing training, is a UNICEF ambassador, stood up against horrific bullying, and is now an Olympic champion.