White House: You get those photos of the turkey that the president is pardoning this year? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. White House: what

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This is the most alluring turkey photo shoot I've ever seen (via the White House)

I AM THE ONE WHO SERVES

the fifth golden girl

Biden been sniffing those turkeys. Probably.

What did bell have to do to earn their freedom?!?

The Stripper with its horns and cymbals began playing in my head.

LMFAO what is this 😂

probably someone else said this but that's practically a marilyn monroe pose

New sexuality just dropped

The callback to the Sexy Grover tweet is sublime.