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Evan Rossi
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Stand up and sketch comedy. Radioman on the radio. Ugly sound design as DAKTYLOI. Sometimes other things. Don't worry about it. DAKTYLOI.bandcamp.com if you want a bad time.
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Kicking back at a cafe in a costal Portuguese town, one hand turning over the last few sips of a fine cup of hot coffee & the other gingerly feeding sweet Jordan almonds to the cute little Zeiram face in the center of my forehead. Anyway that's where I see myself in 5 years.

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I like when my hot water heater hisses and gurgles. Soft ground line hum can be very pleasant. Radio static. Wooden wind chimes are nice (was never fond of the metal ones). Splitting cane or bamboo with a machete or billhook. Good ol' reliable bonfire pops and crackles. Many many more.

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A new DAKTYLOI Bulletin (EP #29) will be upon us for #bandcampfridaydaktyloi.bandcamp.com/album/sulfid... Free if you want it to be.

Sulfide Box, by DAKTYLOI
Sulfide Box, by DAKTYLOI

2 track album

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If you have that extra big and unwieldy night corn you can use the headrests from the front seat of most domestic automobiles as the big corn holders. They pop right off!

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Giant anime robots of the American southwest? You got yourself some Tex Mechs! (5 explosions)

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Damn Ohio, save some pussy for the rest of us (tummy gurgles).

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It's a rough and thankless job but pizza delivery drivers have one huge advantage: Reliably throwing off Predator vision.

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Evan Rossi
@applecart.bsky.social
Stand up and sketch comedy. Radioman on the radio. Ugly sound design as DAKTYLOI. Sometimes other things. Don't worry about it. DAKTYLOI.bandcamp.com if you want a bad time.
42 followers94 following524 posts