This man is even more out of place than I am.

RIP Trump you would have loved this crowd size

Yes but never in front of humans

You think just because I know whether hedgehogs hedge, I know whether hamsters hamst?

There are a lot of that particular sign/sticker/button

My friend’s work this morning

Big Al’s trunk still looks like the empty leg of a pair of pantyhose

Can they not afford red paint or

You absolutely cannot make me go out there til after the national anthem

Haven’t left the A/C yet, I wouldn’t know.