Only because we’re in the champions club

Me, the dumbest idiot who ever lived: onsite for Dawgs-Bama for my first trip to Tuscaloosa since 2015

The sticker I’m wearing to Tuscaloosa today. Hashbrown wants to know where his NIL money is.

Red alert @actioncookbook.bsky.social new terrible food project just dropped: Cincinnati chili hot pocket with cinnamon on the outside.

No and hopefully they fire that asshole.

Yikes that’s a tight eyewall #helene

Honestly our weather is never better than when there’s a hurricane about 4 hours down the coast from us.

Oh definitely the one light hanging down among 27 recessed lights

The pressure changes associated with Hurricane Helene seem to be occurring entirely within my sinuses.

Oh wow, Coach Box O’Wires, you’re looking trim! Been working out with the team?