This is the only colour I have enough stuff to do it in
Older, not old!
Yes. As far as I understand it basically anything and everything is a symptom of perimenopause.
On the plus side all food was edible despite the drama
I've made these veggie burgers dozens, possibly hundreds of times without incident. Therefore the moral of the study is don't eat meat kids!
Meanwhile the veggie burger is pan frying away and I've faffed about so much with the firealarm and the grill it's getting a bit burney. I go to turn it off/down/flip it over when a big bit of spitting oil lands in my face and burns off a layer of skin. It'll probably go into a blister tomorrow
So anyway, burgers are sizzling away and producing a worrying amount of smoke which sets off the fire alarm. Close the kitchen door, open the window, ineffectively waft a magazine at the fire alarm. By the time I get back to the kitchen the grill is making little fatty fireworks I am in a flap
Me neither 🙂 although today has been a life admin and housework day so maybe work work would have been more fun
I can add to this that if you ever find ourself without mozzarella, cheddar on a pizza is not advisable