I was trying to Google how many calories a baby should take in a day and the first result google showed me was how many calories are in a baby if you were to eat it.
For all of you morons who think that AI is the future, here's exhibit A as to why that isn't gonna happen. Dumbfucks
... well how many? I'm on a diet.
So, how many?
Number of babies asking Google how much they should consume: zero. Number of baby-eaters asking Google how much they should consume: apparently not zero.
Honestly though, I'm glad it was difficult to find the answer you wanted. Breast feeding (or not breast feeding) is stressful enough without encouraging moms to do that math.
Saturn googling his son.
Bad news for you, great news for me.
Well, don't keep us in suspense! I'm trying to do meal planning over here!