Mom says it's my turn to be the false prophet

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let's see who owns Nat Geo!

Welp, I know who I'm voting for next election

I'm the fourth one (I overslept and ended up late)

It's those damn mole-people again, isn't it?

I have the type that makes me ok at everything, but incapable of improving beyond basic practice

So THIS is why eggs have been so pricey lately

Yet another reason not to use Google

We have a president?