Gonna make this a two-parter because even if you liked it, it is clearly a not-even-thinking-about-trying-this while… •gestures at everything• …and I don't want to imply I think it would be One Easy Trick that ~mysteriously~ 🙄 you never thought of. (Ha ha ha ha no.)

*IF* she has nigh-toddler reasoning, & is often doing this as a complaint to management, *would* there be a chance that a talk-button for "problem!" would defuse some pee terrorism? (Obvious Reasons to go Nope: A: "maybe eventually," B: who has time to try ha ha & C: she'd probably pee on it 1st.)